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Hilarious Marijuana Quotes That Also Make You Think

Marijuana should be legal. Smoking weed makes you feel happy. Cannabis is a god’s gift to mankind. Well, we are not saying this, although we sell marijuana. These are the sayings from some popular politician, actor, singer, and authors.

Also Read: Majority of the American support legalization of Marijuana

Hilarious Marijuana Quotes

Some of these marijuana quotes are funny. Some of them question the authority over the banning of weed.

 1. “When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself.” ― Bob Marley

 2. “Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally upon our planet. Doesn’t the idea of making nature against the law seem to you a bit . . . unnatural?” ― Bill Hicks

3. “We all need something to help us unwind at the end of the day. You might have a glass of wine, or a joint, or a big delicious blob of heroin to silence your silly brainbox of its witterings but there has to be some form of punctuation, or life just seems utterly relentless.”  ― Russell BrandMy Booky Wook

4. “Is marijuana addictive? Yes, in the sense that most of the really pleasant things in life are worth endlessly repeating.”  ― Richard Neville

5. “That is not a drug, it’s a leaf.” — Arnold Schwarzenegger

6. “I used to smoke marijuana. But I’ll tell you something: I would only smoke it in the late evening. Oh, occasionally the early evening, but usually the late evening —or the mid-evening. Just the early evening, mid-evening and late evening. Occasionally, early afternoon, early mid-afternoon, or perhaps the late-mid-afternoon. Oh, sometimes the early-mid-late-early morning…But never at dusk.”— Steve Martin

7. “I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is an herb and a flower. God put it here. If He put it here and He wants it to grow, what gives the government the right to say that God is wrong?” — Willie Nelson

8. “The amount of money and of legal energy being given to prosecute hundreds of thousands of Americans who are caught with a few ounces of marijuana in their jeans simply makes no sense —the kindest way to put it. A sterner way to put it is that it is an outrage, an imposition on basic civil liberties and on the reasonable expenditure of social energy.” — William F. Buckley Jr

9. “I have always loved marijuana. It has been a source of joy and comfort to me for many years. And I still think of it as a basic staple of life, along with beer and ice and grapefruits -and millions of Americans agree with me.” — Hunter S. Thompson

10. “I think that marijuana should not only be legal, I think it should be a cottage industry. It would be wonderful for the state of Maine. There’s some pretty good homegrown dope. I’m sure it would be even better if you could grow it with fertilizers and have greenhouses.” — Stephen King

11. “The drug war is a total scam, prescription drugs kill 300K a year, while marijuana kills no one, but they spend billions/year ‘fighting’ it, because pot heads make for good little slaves to put into private prisons, owned by the banks who launder the drug money, and it’s ALL DOCUMENTED.” — Alex E. Jones

12. “When you smoke marijuana, you are in the moment and you are happy. You forget about any worries of the past or the future.”  — Tommy Chong